BEHIND THE SCENES
Haunting the darkened corridors of
the mind lurks The Creeper. Beware his appearance for it is said to forwarn of
impending doom. Though hasty retreat may also lead to a untimely and unfortunate
end. The Creeper is usually sited around Halloween. Who would have known.....
This terrifying creature that haunts
the lonely corridors of the phantom zone, has appeared in both "Gumba:
TV Creature from Hell" and "Sketch". No one
is sure exactly what Gumba is although many have pondered on her origins. The Gumba
creature, contrary to popular belief, is actually a passive creature. Only when called
into action does this docile creature rear her ugly head. When off duty, Gumba spends time
as a volunteer at the S.D.M.R.H. - The Skooby Doo Monster Retirement Home. There she
spends hours playing electronic battleship with elderly residents.
An artistic creation from the classic Lazer Film Production "Sketch",
Snowbeast is actually a Ghoul spawned from the artistic eye of Gumba. After a violent
confrontation, Gumba renders Snowbeast to conduct a stealthy assault on Ed. Snowbeast
existence was brief, living in our world for a mere 3 minutes before being destroyed by Ed
Lost in the mountainous regions of Southern California, a confused and weary Bigfoot
stumbled into the Los Angeles suburb of Burbank last year. Taking refuge in the sewers,
residents hid in fear as a rash of sightings plagued the community. Lazer Film Productions
is proud to have recorded the only documented interview with Bigfoot, televised on Bigfoot: Encounter in Burbank. Although many questions
remain to be answered, we do find Bigfoot to be kind and gentle creature.
Leader of the Zoltanian flagship Zeetlemorph, Kregore travels the vast wastelands of
the galaxy, collecting data on subspecies in hopes of advancing his own kind. Elected into
the Council of Elders in Stardate 324.15, his initial assignment was the collection of
gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant. In recent years he has moved on to study humanoid
creatures on the planet earth. Kregore's supporters have rallied for his entry into the
Zoltanian political world. If he enters into the race for Mayor of Kranex, he would most
likely be assured a win. This would clear the way for what many believe is his eventual
rulership as Emperor of Zoltex.
Intergalactic prankster and space pilot of the Zoltanian space cruiser Naniantatzoo,
Zoltan served for a number of years as 1st Lieutenant on Zoltanian Flagship
Zeetlemorph. In Stardate 328.23 he organized a mutiny attempt to overthrow his commanding
officer Kregore. As it became clear that the coup was failing, Zoltan escaped by
commandeering the flagships prized space cruiser. Wanted on five planets and deemed
emotionally unstable and dangerous in five Praxis class star systems, Zoltan should be
considered highly unpredictable and dangerous. If you encounter him please do not except
any gifts from him. A deep space transmission intercepted by the city of Kranex last year
stated rumors of his death on the planet earth had been grossly exaggerated.
Not much is known of Captain Crabcakes. Information that we have compiled is heresay
and although attempts have been made, we have been unable to confirm the following
information. Born Christopher P. Crabcakes in 1936 in the tiny coastal fishing town of
Seaport, Massachusetts, Captain Crabcakes's entire life has centered around the ocean. At
18 Christopher took to the ocean as Captain of his own fishing trawler, The Carpethica.
After nearly 20 years of work on the frigid water of the North Atlantic, tragedy struck
when his ship was destroyed and crew slaughtered by a giant squid. As the lone survivor,
Captain Crabcakes spent 18 grueling days in shark infested waters. The traumatic event
left Crabcakes unable to function in society and he was placed in the mental ward of Moby
Dick's House of Crackers. Upon his released in 1985, the Captain began volunteering at the
Santa Monica Fish and Sea Life Hatchery. Tragedy struck in the summer of 1987 when a 50lb
gauge fishing line snagged Captain's neck, leaving him mute. Captain Crabcakes spends most
of his time on the wharfs of Long Beach, California waving to boat captains as they head
in and out of port. He reflects often on those cold salty air filled days at sea,
remembering the sound of the ocean and the smell of freshly cut fish guts on the deck of
THE BLUE ENTITY
This ghoulish spectral force has been sighted a number times in Burbank, California.
Those that have encountered this dark figure do not soon forget the experience, often
losing numerous nights sleep. Analysis of audio recordings has determined that the spirits
name may be Skippy. If you come across this mysterious entity, do not taunt him. If you
do, there will be a price to pay.
Born July 5, 1996, this strange and offbeat creature is actually not a creature at all,
first thought to be a psychological manifestation, Gnockkh actually turned out to be Mike
and Hans playing a joke on their disturbed friend Ed. Gnockkh will live forever in the
hearts of fans as the most outlandish and bizarre creature in the Lazer Film Production
THE GREAT HAZ
Although human, we are proud to include this freakazoid into the Gallery of Ghouls. A
scientific mastermind by the age of 9, Francis P. Haz of Greenwood, Illinois was quickly
drafted into one of the militaries most classified projects, entitled The West Chester
Trial. Sister project of the infamous Philadelphia Experiment, the West Chester Trial
developed invisible stealth technology which was to be incorporated into the militaries
strategic Cold War offensive plan. When the project was scrubbed by the Kennedy
administration, the military agenda turned to black list scientist involved with the
project, including Frank Haz. Forced to protect himself, Frank retreated to the thick
wooded terrain around West Chester Pennsylvania. Government operatives discovered Frank in
1977, and proceeded to beat he living hell out of him, leaving his face severely scarred.
Frank re-entered society in 1994 upon discovery of his secret Avon Beautifying Chemical.
With the end of the Cold War, he was able to live without fear. Frank lives in Lancaster
County, Pennsylvania with his beautiful wife Margaret and their baby girl Julia. He sells
his invisibility formula to Amish children to deter stoning.Much of the above information
was declassified in 1995 Freedom of Information Act clause 2.090 Section 324.
DR. NIC BALITAS
Although not a ghoul, Dr. Balitas' association with unexplained phenomenah grants him
honorary membership into the Gallery of Ghouls. A 1988 graduate of the University of the
Paranormal Investigation, Dr. Balitas expertise has his been vital to the validity of out
investigative reports. Dr. Balitas is currently in Scotland, collecting data on the
infamous sea creature the Loch Ness Monster